Boffins at Cambridge University may finally have discovered the answer to a question that has baffled the scientific world for centuries.
Why, exactly, do Italians Do It Better?
There have been lots of theories banded about. Superior intellect, palate, and general good looks have been the most popular but senior lecturer in Italian Studies, Professor Julian Seezer, claims to have isolated a specific gene he has named Genus Spickticus. In a recent press release he states
"We are all very excited at this development! Imagine a world full of italians and the wonders it could achieve! We can now look pasta the stars and beyond! What you are witnessing now is a pizza history that will change the way we live forever!"
However, Professor Stephen Hawking, guest speaker at the press release, apparently refuted the discovery by declaring
"Please....Kill.....Me."
Only time will tell whether this discovery holds any real merit or whether it is just another herb today gone tomorrow theory.
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