The Alternative Extremist Christmas Playlist.

Detonating Around the Christmas Tree

Detonating around the Christmas Tree
Have a Jihadi holiday
Explosives hung where you can see
Ev'ry martyr tries to stop

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear voices screaming
"Let's be jolly;
Use Kaffir blood to decorate lobby"
Detonating around the Christmas Tree
Have a Jihadi holiday
Infidel burning merrily
In a tried and trusted way.

Detonating around the Christmas Tree
When our mobile telephones ring
And later we'll stone somebody to death
Until our arms are tired and aching.

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear voices screaming
"Let's be jolly;
Please do not blow up my body"
Detonating around the Christmas Tree
Have a Jihadi holiday
Infidel burning merrily
In a tried and trusted way.


O Little Town of Bethlehem

O little town of Bethlehem
So full of stinking Jews
You think your God is the greatest
Well I have news for yous
There is no God but Allah Akbar
You horrible dirty Hebrews.

For Christ is born of Mary
Who is married to Joseph at the time
Yet Joseph was not Christ's father
Which makes this an adulterous crime
If this happened in Middle East
Mary have very very short lifetime

I'm Dreaming of an Islamic Europe

I'm dreaming of an Islamic Europe
Millions praying to Allah every day
Where the minarets glisten
In a land that outlaws bacon
And executes anyone who is gay.

I'm dreaming of a Islamic Europe
With every protest I march in
May the days of infidel
be numbered and nigh
For I am about to ignite.